Thursday Thunks meme 7-30-09

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?

Play along. :)

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw? A woman, a cat or a flower with a face.

3. Do you ever pee in the shower? No.

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?

No. I did get one job through there and it was a disaster.

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?

See if the guy leaves. If he doesn't, duck into an aisle or the bathroom and call 911, or pretend to leave in disgust and call 911. I've been the cashier in this situation, and I personally was not willing to risk bodily injury to deny some big, scary dude his booze or to stop people from doing beer runs. I always called in the license number, if there was one, after the fact. Convenience store clerk is one of the worst jobs in the world, especially for women at night.

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)? No.

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking? I wait a minute and see what happens. Whenever this has happened to me, a caretaker has revealed themselves rather quickly.

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online? Yes.

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going? Keep going.