Stupid random survey stolen from Through Thick and Thin

Do you answer the phones at your job?

Not working at the moment, but I try to avoid answering phones whenever possible.

What's your ring tone?

I have different songs for just about everyone.

What did you do this weekend?

I started it today by seeing "Pop Star On Ice", a film about Johnny Weir, the figure skater. It was the first time I've been to a Seattle International Film Festival movie; I hope to go to many more in the future. The Mr. and I are thinking of going to the EMP to see the Jim Henson exhibit tomorrow.

What were you doing at 12am last night?

SLEEPING!!!!

Do you want to fix anything with anyone?

I've been doing a lot of that this past year or so. It's been good.

Do you get annoyed when you see someone you don't like?

I bristle inwardly.

Do you have trust issues?

About as many as TIME magazine.

Who was the last person to have a deep conversation with?

Beck

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Sometimes there is just plain bad luck, but if you learn from it, I guess that's the reason it happened.

Who was the last person to give you a hug?

Mr. Salted

Are you mean?

No, but I don't take crap, either.

Do you feel like you're a good person?

Yes. I work on being one.

Who was the last person to have their arms around you?

Mr. Salted

Are you going to have a good night?

Sure.

Have you ever given up on someone and then went back to them?

Yes, because I was young and stupid. (Never again.)

Whose hoodie did you last wear?

Mine

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?

I always wake up at least once. Tonight I think I forgot my sleeping pill, because I've been up for hours.

When's the last time you went to the beach?

I can't remember! That means it's been way too long.

What shows do you watch?

Intervention, Breaking Bad, Big Love, United States of Tara, reruns of Roseanne, Reno 911!, The Daily Show

What's wrong with you right now?

Can't sleep

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

no, once was enough

What's your relationship with the person you last texted?

spouse

Will your next kiss be a mistake?

None of my kisses are ever mistakes :)

Are you looking forward to anything?

Lots of stuff. Life.

Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Yes.

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

That's what I get complimented on the most, and what I like the most about the way I look.

Does anyone disgust you?

Sure.

Did you enjoy your weekend?

Ask me tomorrow.

Who was your last received call from?

Mr.

Have you argued with anyone today?

No

Your enemy is at your doorstep begging for forgiveness, what would you do?

Let him in, excuse myself to the bathroom, call the cops on my cell, smile evilly, and wait.

Has someone had their arms around you in the past 7 days?

In the past seven hours

Dare you to detail why you kissed the last person you kissed?

Because I love him, and I like to. :)

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?

Yes

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

Yes, more than one

When, where, and with who was your last kiss?

Last night, in my bedroom, with my husband

Is anyone else in the room with you?

no

Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?

Becks

Does anyone call you babe?

No, that's a cheesy Styx song.

Is there anything you are craving right now?

Baked goods

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?

Prfffffffffffffmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph.

Go to the last text in your inbox, what does it say?

Yes.

What were you doing at 7:00 am?

Facebooking

What's the last thing you ate?

String cheese

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

8

Do you know anyone who has been arrested?

Several people

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you laughed with them?

More times than I can count

How do you feel about your hair right now?

It's okay

What's something you really want right now, be honest?

Stamina

When you were in elementary school, did you change best friends a lot?

No, I just had a few good friends, and most of them are still my good friends.

Last thing you touched not computer-related?

Ipod, water bottle

Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you?

Yes

Does the song you're currently listening to remind you of anyone specific?

I'm listening to Black Crowes' "She Talks to Angels". It reminds me of myself, actually.

Who was the last person to give you a ride somewhere?

Mr.

Steal-a-meme

1. What are your current obsessions?
Crystal Light Focus. Advil. The "Adventureland" soundtrack.

2. Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often?
Anything cotton, loose, and comfy.

3. What's for dinner?
Leftover sloppy Joes. I had a dream about sloppy Joes, which I hadn't had in about ten years, and a coupon--a lethal combination. They were okay, but didn't taste as good as the dream.

4. Last thing you bought?
Claritin

5. What are you listening to?
The computer hum, my neck pop, cars going by

6. If you were a god/goddess who would you be?
I'd want to be Athena. Does Wonder Woman count? I look like the Venus of Willendorf (ancient statue of a fertility goddess).

7. Favorite holiday spots?
The Oregon Coast, a cruise ship with a balcony room, Red Caboose Getaway

8. Reading right now?
I just finished "Grunge is Dead" last night. I'm working through Natalie Goldberg's "Old Friend From Far Away". "Anatomy of a Food Addiction" in my group/class.

9. 4 words to describe yourself.
Melancholy.
Funny.
Creative.
Loved.

10. Guilty pleasure?
Chocolate, "Divorce Court", one-hit wonders.

11. Who or what makes you laugh until you’re weak?
My fabulous friends. Margaret Cho. Christopher Guest movies.

12. Planning to travel to next?
Can't afford it, willfully not thinking about it. I'm signing us up for every sweepstakes to win a trip I can find.

13. Best thing you ate or drank lately?
Seriously? The Ghirardelli chocolate squares I shouldn't have had yesterday.

14. When did you last get tipsy?
Last summer.

15. Care to share some wisdom?
Life is too short to expend emotional energy on those who only drain yours. Concurrently: to thine own self be true.

16. Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to you?
There are a few: your friendship is the greatest gift of my life. You have the most beautiful heart I've ever known. You are my chosen sister. You are my soul mate. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. We don't throw people away. All of these came from different sources--so I'm a very lucky person.

17. If you could have just one more conversation with a person from your past, who would it be? Jeff. I miss him so much.

18. Do your friends tend to be male or female?
At this point in my life, it's an equal balance. Women get cooler as they get older. :)

19. What is in your car’s trunk? Reusable grocery bags and a case of water.

I'd like to tell you that there are various fucktard parts in there but alas, it's just my reusable grocery bags

20. What was the last CD that you purchased? The "Adventureland" soundtrack

21. What is your favorite movie and why? I really love "American Beauty" and "Ghost World". So much truth, humor, tragedy, great acting, etc. "Airplane!" and "Soapdish" can always, ALWAYS make me laugh. "Walk the Line" and "Good Night and Good Luck" are both incredible fact-based films.

22. If you could wake up with a new talent tomorrow, what would it be? Being able to work for The Man with a smile and not have to shower afterward.

23. What is your favorite day of the week and why? the weekend, because it's chill.

24. What are you wearing when you feel you’re at your best? Makeup and earrings, comfortable clothes that I feel good in.

25. When was the last time you cried? Last week.

26. What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase? None. I was always the one my friends sent in to buy their condoms and pregnancy tests when we were "underage"...I didn't care.

27) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without a doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why? Probably the problems one. I have good lying radar.

28) Do you nap a lot? Yes, because I'm not a good sleeper.

29) If you were given a free house that was full furnished, where in the world would you like it to be? Cannon Beach, OR

30) Name three things that you could not live without.
Loved ones
Pets
Water

31) What would you like in your hands right now?
Chocolate

32) What would you change or eliminate about yourself?
How much I love chocolate

33) As a child, what type of career did you want?
A writer

34) What’s your favorite book from the past year?
There are too many! I'm a speedy, prolific reader.

35)Is there a comfort food from your childhood that you still enjoy?
Cooked chocolate pudding with the skin on it. Haven't had it in YEARS.