Saturday 9: Thunking on a Saturday

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It's mine." You ask how much it was. She yells, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do?

Hand it to her, I guess. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Actually, I'm both, but I don't like fisticuffs as a rule. :)

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?
We don't have one. We have two bathrooms and one is more the cats' bathroom than ours. It is full of cat litter and Devil Duckies from Archie McPhee.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)?
I am not coordinated enough for archery. Trust me on this.

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you'd find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off? No one I know is a flasher...anymore.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug?
In touch with his feminine side?

6. Your friends throw you a party. They've got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party?
I'd just be nice about it. Even though I would rather die than be the featured guest at a party in the first place.

7. What's your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs?
I like dogs period. I've known some very sweet pit bulls and Rottweilers. It's the people that are bad, not the dogs.

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you? Good things--we are Facebook friends. He actually dug out the senior picture I had given him and posted it the other day to show me he'd kept it around. Very kind man.

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death??

Working Saturday morning, girls' night Saturday night, not sure about the rest.