Monday Crazy Questions for 8/17

1. Last Tuesday, which was Good Friday, we came to tell you something we know nothing about.You were asked to pull up a chair and sit on the floor. What do you make of this?

I'd think I hadn't woken up yet.

2. The answer is YES...what is the question?

Are you crazy?

3. The cops are banging on your door late at night. What are you thinking they are there for?

To tell me somebody died or is injured, or that they're evacuating the area for some reason.


4. Children learn what they live....so they say.. what would a child learn in your household??

The importance of saying please and thank you, unconditional love, that no one is better than anyone else, that working hard and trying is more important than winning and being perfect all the time, that there is more than one definition of beauty and pretty is as pretty does, to ask questions and think for themselves, how to be a good friend, how to take good care of animals...lots and lots of stuff.

5. Tell us about 1 family ritual your family does every year. We try to go away for our anniversary.

6. What is the favorite food that you would eat everyday 3 times a day if you could?

Chocolate. And bread.

7. Tell us about your fantasy.

My fantasy is that I'm down to whatever weight I'm going to get down to, that I have a job I like, that we can finally move into something we picked out together and both like, and that we can go on vacation once or twice a year. I'd also like to have a yard so I can have a dog. Pretty basic stuff.

8. You are stranded on a deserted Island. You have plenty of food, a person to keep you company, shelter and life seems stress free. what do you tell the rescue ship when it arrives?? In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: "go away, kid, you bother me"